I bought a thing

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck) 01/19/2018 at 20:04 • Filed to: None

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It was on the FP earlier this week on the Deals section. Haven’t used it yet but my initial impressions are it feels cheap AF. My thought was to throw it in a backpack for camping. Super light so good on that. Just feels like cheap plastic but maybe it’s not? I will say that I would not have spent more than $10 based on how it looks/feels in my hand. I paid under $7 with free prime shipping.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Funktheduck 01/19/2018 at 20:12

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Man, I should grabbed one for my motorcycle bag...

Flavien Vidal > Funktheduck 01/19/2018 at 20:12

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Thumbnail makes it look like a massive black dildo, just saying...

My citroen won't start > Flavien Vidal 01/19/2018 at 20:14

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Was about to say that.

Tactical Dildo

Funktheduck > Flavien Vidal 01/19/2018 at 20:15

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Kinja posted the pics out of order. However, I’m ok with the result because it’s more amusing that way

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Funktheduck 01/19/2018 at 20:39

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A tactical fork?

What’s next? Military grade cotton balls?

Funktheduck > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 01/19/2018 at 21:13

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They still have it on amazon for $6.47

Funktheduck > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 01/19/2018 at 21:13

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Yes. Slapping tactical in front of anything makes it sell these days

just-a-scratch > Funktheduck 01/19/2018 at 22:17

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GLiddy > Funktheduck 01/19/2018 at 22:34

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I saw it too. I was tempted but the reviews weren’t great. There’s other options out there. You other guys that want something to toss into your grab-n-go bag might search for something called a hobo knife. If you want a cheap set of camping utensil search for”KC7043FSK” or “KC5006S”.

Brickman > Funktheduck 01/19/2018 at 22:34

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Me: That spork is for babys

Funktheduck: *pulls out knife handle* What you said motherf*****r?!?

Me: nothing *hides behind couch* :)

DipodomysDeserti > Funktheduck 01/19/2018 at 22:39

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For future reference, don’t buy anything with KA-BAR written on the label. It’s the Donald Trump of the outdoor tool world. Cheap stuff trying to pass itself off as old school quality. I think I paid around $12 for my titanium spork and knife set like ten years ago and it’s still going strong.

BKosher84 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 01/19/2018 at 22:44

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SPORK.

Dude.. Come on now.

His Stigness > Funktheduck 01/19/2018 at 23:14

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Obviously he never saw a “tactical fork.”

Funktheduck > Brickman 01/20/2018 at 01:45

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My life in one comment

Funktheduck > GLiddy 01/20/2018 at 01:48

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I chopped up a carrot for the dogs with it. Not great but better than expected. It would certainly do fine but I’m sure there’s better options

Funktheduck > DipodomysDeserti 01/20/2018 at 01:49

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I know they’re certainly not what they used to be. Hell, they slapped their name on a plastic knife.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Funktheduck 01/20/2018 at 09:19

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Hmm... maybe when I have to sell my rusted Focus, I’ll sell it as a “Tactical Ford Focus with Military Grade rust”

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > BKosher84 01/20/2018 at 09:36

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Oh right... a spork... something that is shitty at being a spoon or a fork

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > just-a-scratch 01/20/2018 at 10:11

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Where do chopsticks fit in????

What are you gonna do when you want to have Camping Sushi?????

Funktheduck > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 01/20/2018 at 11:43

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If you paint it flat black, army green, or desert tan (en Vogue right now)

NYankee1927 > Funktheduck 01/20/2018 at 21:03

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This is why I am considering cancelling my Amazon Prime. It takes hours to sort through the cheap shit to find a quality product of what I am looking for. They are becoming Alibaba.